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I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day.

I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage.

I would have talked less and listened more.

I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained or the sofa faded.

I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace.

I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth.

I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed.

I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains.

I would have cried and laughed less while watching television and more while watching life.

I would never have bought anything just because it was practical, wouldn't show soil, or was guaranteed to last a lifetime.

Instead of wishing away nine months of pregnancy, I'd have cherished every moment and realized that the wonderment growing inside me was the only chance in life to assist God in a miracle.

When my kids kissed me impetuously, I would never have said, "Later. Now go get washed up for dinner."

There would have been more "I love you's." More "I'm sorry's."

But mostly, given another shot at life, I would seize every minute, look at it and really see it , live it and never give it back.

 

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Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good or bad luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, if they be events, illnesses or relationships, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere.

If someone hurts you, betrays you , or breaks you heart, forgive them. For they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious to who you open your heart to.

If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but because they are teaching you to love and opening your heart and eyes to things you would have never seen or felt without them.

Make every day count. Appreciate every moment and take from it everything that you possibly can, for you may never be able to experience it again.

Talk to people you have never talked to before, and actually listen. Hold your head up because you have every right to. Tell yourself you are a great individual and believe in yourself, for if you don't believe in yourself, no one else will believe in you either.

You can make of your life anything you wish. Create your own life and then go out and live it.

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Work hard at what you like to do and try to overcome all obstacles

Laugh at your mistakes and praise yourself for learning from them

Pick some flowers and appreciate the beauty of nature

Say hello to strangers and enjoy the people you know

Don't be afraid to show your emotions laughing and crying make you feel better

Love your friends and family with your entire being they are the most important part of your life

Feel the calmness on a quiet sunny day

Find a rainbow and live your world of dreams always remember life is better than it seems

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Allow Your Own Inner Light to Guide You

There comes a time when you must stand alone.

You must feel confident enough within yourself to follow your own dreams.

You must be willing to make sacrifices.

You must be capable of changing and rearranging your priorities so that your final goal can be achieved.

Sometimes, familiarity and comfort need to be challenged.

There are times when you must take a few extra chances and create your own realities.

Be strong enough to at least try to make your life better.

Be confident enough that you won't settle for a compromise just to get by.

Appreciate yourself by allowing yourself the opportunities to grow, develop, and find your true sense of purpose in this life.

Don't stand in someone else's shadow when it's your sunlight that should lead the way.
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Heidi Montag Calls Cops -- My Mom is 'Psychotic'

Cops have just arrived to Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag's L.A. area home after the couple called police claiming Heidi's mother is refusing to leave their property,

Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt
We just spoke with Heidi, who tells us, "My mom [Darlene Egelhoff] just showed up to the house unannounced ... and after what she did to me on national TV, I have no desire to see her."

Heidi's referring to a recent episode of "The Hills" in which Darlene told Heidi she did not approve of her plastic surgery

. On this week's episode, Spencer claimed Darlene "tried to rape [Heidi] emotionally."

Heidi tells us she immediately notified her personal security team when her mom showed up "pounding on the door."

Heidi claims Darlene is currently speaking with police.

Montag continues, "Her showing up is completely out of line and psychotic.  I’m getting a restraining order against her."

So far, no arrests have been made.


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Spencer Pratt Has Eyes for Heidi's Mom

We're officially worried for Spencer Pratt.  We just got this pic of Heidi's hubby standing in his driveway doing surveillance after they called the cops on Heidi's mom.


Spencer called police today after her mom, Darlene, showed up at their house and wouldn't leave. 

Spencer is holding a big-ass piece of crystal -- something he thinks creates good vibes.



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Photo SpecialGood Girls Gone Bad

  • MILEY CYRUS photo | Miley Cyrus
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Jenna & Tito

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Jenna Jameson, Tito Ortiz

Jenna Jameson, Tito Ortiz and their twin boys were the picture of family bliss this Mother's Day as they enjoyed a little sand and surf in Huntington Beach.

A welcome sight considering all the couple have been through lately—she initially accused the Ultimate Fighting champ of assault, and he labeled the comely former adult film star
a pill popper before each went on to rescind those claims.

Heck, before May 4, a temporary restraining order wouldn't have even allowed them to be on the same beach!

Who doesn't love a happy ending?

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If I Knew As A Child
If I knew as a child what I know now, Mom,
I probably wouldn't have made things
so hard for you.
I would have understood
that you were looking out for my best interest.
even though it may not have seemed so at the time.
I would have known how difficult it is to let go,
to stand back and let someone you love
learn from their mistakes.
I would have realized
how fortunate I was to have a mother
who was always there for me,
even after an argument,
even after I'd said things
I shouldn't have.
While it's too late for a lot of things
it's not too late for me to tell you
that I appreciate how loving you are,
how giving you've always been
and that even though
I may not always be good at showing it,
I love you very much.
Renee Duvall

 

This is so cute I wanted to share it ....

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A Little Bit Remix (Ft. Drake) lyrics

Hands down Im too proud for love
but with eyes shut its you im thinkinq of
but how we move from A to B it cant be up to me
cuz you dont know who i was before you
and basically to see a change in me i'd be losinq
so i just iqnore you yeah ooooh
but your on my mind, my mind, my mind, my mind, my mind oohhh
and maybe in time,in time, in time i'll tell you ima

chorus
a litle bit, a little bit, a little bit in love with you
i guess that Ima little bit, a little bit, a little bit in love with you!

i know you told me break their hearts
but its you i wanna take apart
and i would never ever be the first to say it
but still i they know i-i,i,i

I would do it
push a button
pull a triqqer
climb a mountain
jump off a cliff cuz your my baby
i love you- love you just a little bit

I would do it
you would say it
you would mean it
we could do it
it was you and I, not only I,I

chorus
i think ima a little bit- little bit
a little bit in love with you
but only if you're a little bit- little bit
a little bit in la la la la love with me!

I hope they never find out
what they already know,know,know
as soon as its official we'll have to let it go,go,go
so we dont confirm the flinq
keep avoidinq all the questions
yu can teach me many things
im just scared to learn a lesson

Rap-
the pressures on both hearts beat like a metronome
both in sync like a justin song feels so right but its just soo wronq
i wonda what my world bout when niqqas that i know tryna take my qirl out
and her friends say i aint the one to go for
she just jeaouls cuz you always get approached more
oh well tell her fall back
caught up in some more shit tell her call back
tell her get a man that aint cheatinq on her ass with a girl that i know
yeah tell her all that- that
and as for you i think i know your the one
the closest ive come im privately a..

chorus
a little bit-a little bit- a little bit in love with you
i guess that im a little bit- a little bit
a little bit in love with you.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezCgqTWjATE

 

 

 

 

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Jessica Simpson's Dentist Shocked by Her (Lack of) Brushing Habits


Jessica Simpson's Dentist Shocked by Her (Lack of) Brushing Habits | Jessica SimpsonJessica Simpson’s pearly-white smile just got a little tainted.

Last week, while appearing on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, the singer revealed that she brushes her teeth only about three times a week.

"My teeth are so white and I don't like them to feel too slippery, but I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday," she told DeGeneres. "But I don’t brush them everyday. I’ll use a shirt or something ... I know it's gross, but I always have fresh breath."


Simpson’s dentist, Dr. Bill Dorfman, who appeared on an episode of Simpson’s previous reality show Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica and maintains a practice in Los Angeles, says he's surprised and concerned about her brushing habits.

"I was kind of shocked. I assumed everybody brushed their teeth all the time," he tells PEOPLE. "People pay us a lot of money for that slippery feeling. It’s kind of the best part."

But this wasn't the first time Simpson has talked about her lack of brushing. In March, the singer told a group of people a similar story at the "iheartradio presents an Evening with Jessica Simpson" in New York.

"Find me when I'm 60 and [my teeth] will probably be all out, but I literally have these strong powerful teeth that don’t need to be brushed," Simpson told the audience.
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TAPERED TALONS photo | Fergie   I look at FERGIE and think WTF happened, the dark is washing her out, she is such a beauty but lately her looks are off..
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Photo Special Nicole Richie & Joel Madden Twit-Pick on Each Other   I find them a cute couple ...  I have always liked her

  • } FAN MALE photo | Joel Madden, Nicole Richie
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Pink Goes Brunette: Love It or Hate It?


Gone is the bold pink locks of yesteryear — and the icy blonde pompadour from early this year! Pink hit the red carpet at the L.A. Gay & Lesbian Center’s “An Evening with Women: Celebrating Art, Music & Equality” this weekend with a new, light brown color along with a chic, freshly cropped trim. While she may not be pregnant, this more natural pixie cut certainly is the most mature (and dare we say conservative) look that we can remember on the 30-year-old singer. Just as long as she keeps her legendary stage performances as bold as ever, we like her with whatever hairstyle she chooses! 
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kristin cavallari cokehead US Weekly Goes Hard on Kristin Cavallari: Shes a major Cokehead

Kristin Cavallari trashed by US Weekly

Here’s one of the toughest attack i’ve seen lately on Kristin Cavallari, by the famous US Weekly who claims that Kristin is some sort of major cokehead, and the she has serious “issues”, issues that become more on more noticeable.Also, friends close to her claim that Kristin Cavallari is “getting scary-thin and not showering regularly“. The same friends have tried to convince her to get into rehab, but with no success. That’s where US Weekly kicks in:

It’s reality-check time for Kristin Cavallari.

The Hills star raised eyebrows for all the wrong reasons during Super Bowl weekend in Miami: “She was wasted the entire time,” a source says in the new issue of Us Weekly.

“She was going around to everyone, asking them to score her some coke.” (Cavallari’s lawyer refutes the allegations to Us; MTV declined to comment.)

But those close to the hard-partying Cavallari, 23, say that such antics have become more and more typical. “Her issues are becoming apparent to everyone,” an insider reveals. “She’s getting scary-thin and not showering regularly…She’s clearly unhealthy.”

Her Hills friends Brody Jenner, Audrina Patridge, Lo Bosworth and Stephanie Pratt have all urged her to check into rehab, but to no avail. “She doesn’t think she has a problem,” a source says.

And Cavallari isn’t just a wild girl on her days off: the erratic, gaunt star has become chronically tardy to Hills tapings — when she shows up at all.

In a sad twist, her struggles may even become fodder on MTV’s hit show. “Her drug problem finally became an unavoidable conversation topic on film,” an insider says. “If MTV uses the footage, it will be clear to everyone.”


So there you have it. Us weekly totally trashed Kristin Cavallari, but for a good reason i believe…

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Nick Cannon's Anniversary Gift to Mariah Carey: Candy Bling!


Nick Cannon's Anniversary Gift to Mariah Carey: Candy Bling!Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey have a shared love of candy ring pops – so why not combine that love with some serious bling for an anniversary gift?

Cannon did just that when he gave his wife a custom-made "Ring Pop" as a surprise gift during their small, private party for their second anniversary in Los Angeles Friday. But this sweet treat was no sucker: Hand crafted at Jason of Beverly Hills jewelers, the sparkler was made of white gold encrusted in white diamonds and pink sapphires.

"It also comes in a box complete with a spinner so that you can see it sparkle under the lights inside," Jason Arasheben, the CEO of Jason of Beverly Hills, tells PEOPLE.

And the candy ring has history in the happy couple's relationship: Three years ago when Cannon, 29, proposed to Carey, 41, it was with a diamond ring disguised in a ring pop candy wrapper. They got married in 2008 on Carey's Bahamian estate.

It's fitting that Carey's last album, Memories of an Imperfect Angel, has a track called "Candy Bling" on which Carey professes her love of old school candy ring pops.

Says Arasheben, "The ring pop design is something Nick knew Mariah would absolutely love."

Last month, Cannon said he and Carey planned to renew their vows as part of their anniversary celebration. "I encourage everybody to do it," he said at the time. "If you are happy and in love, celebrate it!"
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DERBY STYLE    photo | Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz Why does Ashley Simpson look more and more like Hillary Duff??
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Dion's $20 million mansion on Jupiter Island -- which is where some of the richest people on the planet live...
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