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Mar 10

2010

Teen Idol Corey Haim Dies at 38

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You member him? Lost Boys is the best movie. These poor washed up actors have nothing to do with their time but do drugs. So sad.

Actor Corey Haim -- best known for 80s films including License to Drive and the Lost Boys -- has died at the age of 38.

According to police, Haim, who had past substance-abuse problems, died at 3:30 a.m. Wednesday of an accidental overdose.

He reportedly was found unresponsive at his apartment, according to TV station KTLA. He was with his mother at the time of his death.

He was later pronounced dead at Providence St. Joseph's Medical Center in Burbank.

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Feb 12

2010

In case one of my girls has a glass of wine and gets pulled over...

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The Blood Alcohol Test BREATHALIZER

The 3-2 Rule!

The last thing I want to do is to tell drunk drivers how to

"beat" the Intoxilyzer. And I hope you have the ‘presence of mind’ to accomplish, what’s outlined, to level the playing field!

But, I’m tired of seeing the police misuse the Intoxilyzer to beat

up on the citizenry. So the following advice is how to get the Intoxilyzer to measure exactly what it's supposed to measure:

Your breath alcohol. And if it does that, you will probably be under the legal limit!

The police are trained to operate the Intoxilyzer.. They take a 24 hour course, and are awarded a certificate that says that they are trained to be "breath test operators" under Florida law. I've taken that course, and have one of those certificates.

When the police are trained, they are instructed to tell the subject to "keep blowing until the tone stops." In reality, you cannot keep blowing until the tone stops. Why not?

Because the tone doesn't stop, until you are out of breath.

It is a trick! The objective is to try to get you to blow out your ‘deep lung air’. Why are the police taught to do that?

It turns out that the last fraction of a second of the breath, is all that the Intoxilyzer measures. Your "vital capacity" is the amount of air you can exhale from a full inward breath until you

cannot blow any more.

The lungs of a healthy human being have a typical

"vital capacity" of around 4.5 liters. That's 4,500 milliliters. The breath chamber of the ‘Intoxilyzer 8000’ is approximately 31 milliliters. In other words, the breath machine measures less than the last 1% of your breath.

(Actually the last 0.6%)

The police are measuring only the last 1% of your breath! That

would be fine IF the last 1% were a representative sample of your breath alcohol. But it's not.

The last 1% of your breath contains the HIGHEST alcohol concentration of your entire breath. By telling you to blow until you are out of breath, and measuring only the last 1%, the standard instructions for the Intoxilyzer can over estimate your

breath alcohol by as much as 400%.

That’s 400%!

So, how do you stop the police from overestimating your

breath alcohol?

Two steps. Remember this: 3 and 2. That's the number

"3" and then the number "2".

Step One: Take 3 deep breaths before you blow. If you

hyperventilate three times before you blow into the machine, you will reduce your breath alcohol by as much as 55%.

This occurs for two reasons. First, the breaths cool off your lungs.

When the lung tissues are cooler, less alcohol goes from

liquid form into vapor. The result is a lower breath alcohol.

Second, the breaths clear out the alcohol from your lungs, filling them with fresh air. Find out more in this scholarly article.

(By the way, the reverse is also true. If you hold your breath for a

few seconds before you blow, your breath alcohol will be increased.)

So whatever you do, DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH before you blow into the machine!!)

Step Two: Blow out HALF of your breath and STOP. 1/2 of a

breath is all that you need to give a valid sample under the Florida protocols. The Intoxilyzer 8000 requires only 1.1 liters of breath to register as "adequate volume."

Blowing the minimum required can reduce your measurement by another 30%. How does it do that?

By avoiding that alcohol-saturated "deep lung air" that the police are trained to test.

The statutes do not tell them to test "deep lung air." The statutes tell them to test "breath." So why do they test "deep lung air" instead?

Because that's where the most alcohol is!

It is a fraud, plain and simple!

So...does this work?

I have personally, after a few drinks (all in the name of science, mind you) blown into an Intoxilyzer and obtained a reading of 0.099. That is over the legal limit…most states are 0.080 max.

About 3 minutes later, I took my own advice and blew into the Intoxilyzer after three deep breaths. And blew only half of my breath. The result? A breath test reading of 0.028.

There you have it. The 3-2 Rule.

You can blow an adequate sample under Florida law, and not allow the police to skew your sample so it looks higher than it really is.

Sometimes blowing smart is a lot better than refusing to blow at all.

But even with all of this knowledge, the best way to avoid

a DUI is not to drink and drive. Period!"

cop

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Feb 10

2010

My future husband on his ex's.

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John Mayer on Jessica Simpson is bed...

"Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm." But of course that's not all he'll say. He continues:

"There are people in the world who have the power to change our values. Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f--kin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f--k you, I would start selling all my s--t just to keep f--king you."

Wow

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John Mayer when asked if he still loves Jennifer Aniston...

"Yes, always. I'll always be sorry that it didn't last. In some ways I wish I could be with her. But I can't change the fact that I need to be 32."

FYI, being 32 means "I don't want to pet dogs in the kitchen." And also tweeting, which Jen just didn't get.

"One of the most significant differences between us was that I was tweeting. There was a rumor that I had been dumped because I was tweeting too much. That wasn't it, but that was a big difference. The brunt of her success came before TMZ and Twitter. I think she's still hoping it goes back to 1998. She saw my involvement in technology as courting distraction. And I always said, 'These are the new rules.' You have to show that you don't take yourself seriously."

I love you John Mayer, drop the old hags and we can fall in love and tweet all day together... Miss Priss

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Feb 09

2010

Wwwwaaaaa...

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Oh Kendra give me a break. Supposedly this her leaving the Super Bowl. Life's tuff when your already rich and your husband loses the Super Bowl. Cry me a river. Not everyone can be Kim Kardashian :P

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Feb 05

2010

Danger caught her house on fire on purpose. Crazy Bitch

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Hello, my name is Miss Priss, and I'm a reality show addict. "HI MISS PRISS"...

Danger -- one of the stars of the VH1 show "For the Love of Ray J" -- is currently being detained by police in an arson investigation after officials responded to a fire in her Hollywood apartment.
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L.A. City Fire Department received a 911 call around 2:15 PM today from Danger's complex. When cops arrived, the fire had already been extinguished but arson investigators were called to the scene.

After checking out the situation, authorities decided to detain Danger, whose real name is Monica Leon, pending further investigation. She is currently on a 72 hour watch.

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